A man walks into a bar with his dog and says to the bartender, “This is the most talented dog in the world. He can talk!”
The bartender, skeptical, asks, “Really? Let’s see it.”
The man turns to his dog and asks, “What’s on top of a house?”
The dog replies, “Roof!”
The bartender rolls his eyes, “That’s not talking; that’s just a trick.”
The man tries again, “What’s the opposite of smooth?”
The dog answers, “Rough!”
The bartender remains unimpressed, “I’ve seen parrots do better.”
Frustrated, the man tries one more time, “Who’s the greatest baseball player of all time?”
The dog instantly says, “Ruth!”
The bartender, amazed, hands them both a beer. As soon as they finish, he says to the man, “You know, your dog really is something special. What does he do for a living?”
The man chuckles and says, “He’s a therapist.”